towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

lordeddardstark:

why does everyone fight over the iron throne anyway like maybe if it was a massage chair i’d understand

6 year old fan asks Sebastian a question.

relahvant:

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

perksofbeingafanboy:

I’d happily watch an 8 hour film adaptation of a book if it meant every little book detail was put in it

ermerlier:

yougobro:

So only home girl from frozen can turn up

There’s is nothing I don’t love about that sentence

"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by."
Douglas AdamsThe Salmon of Doubt (via feellng)

meowoofau:

mini me

It’s me but mini.

Image credits: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

roughrimjob:

*GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*

s0rrym0m:

I CANNOT BREATHE

s0rrym0m:

I CANNOT BREATHE

prehistorian:

stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat

goingdownsingin:

I laughed more than I should have

goingdownsingin:

I laughed more than I should have

bible-jpg:

i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers