sometimes stuff just makes me sad

taeomi:

if i post things that you don’t like and you still follow me

i hope you find $20 on the ground today

one time I ate so much lasagna my pee smelt like lasagna 

edgysatsumas:

benedictbooty:

dolce-they-say:

John and Hank Green in the 90s yo

[CACKLES HYSTERICALLY]

How attractive was Hank?! Oh my.

giantspacefetus:

david karp sold tumblr for a tablecloth, a pack of cigarettes and a hen

mmtion:

on a scale from robert pattinson to robert downey jr how much do you like your character

so glad my sister’s into baking

how the fuck does fruit of the loom make every single t shirt ever

did-you-kno:

Source

when people say chilled water I dont think of cold water I think of water thats like hey dude just relax bro jaaaaam we gon blaze it

*drops food on floor*

germs: go get it! quick!

king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule

drunktrophywife:

you want me to follow back? Let me go ask my mom. She said no

i’m so confused as to how I feel about the tvd finale
like ric and lexi, and jeremy! stelena?! delena!!? fUCkinG KLAROLINE, but tyler? silas? bonnie! matekah????? i’m just whaaaaaat