eatpizzas:

me: just gettin some gum like

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everyone:

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choctawaukerman:

I’ve been laughing for 20 years

choctawaukerman:

I’ve been laughing for 20 years

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

pornstarwars:

i want to be a lesbian because boys are dicks and girls are lovely but i can’t be a lesbian because i’m not a lesbian 

drakefan666:

if you scream at 19yr old retail workers who are trying their hardest till they cry i hope you fucking burn in the deepest level of hell

shakespearelove:

i-m-a-good-viper:

Lesbians:

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Men:

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Aaaaaaaand I can’t breathe.

sarcastic-snowflake:

tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

fuck you

Rachel Zane in 2.13

clannyphantom:

does justin bieber even release music anymore or does he just walk around and annoy the shit out of everyone