me: just gettin some gum like
I’ve been laughing for 20 years
I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes
i want to be a lesbian because boys are dicks and girls are lovely but i can’t be a lesbian because i’m not a lesbian
if you scream at 19yr old retail workers who are trying their hardest till they cry i hope you fucking burn in the deepest level of hell
Aaaaaaaand I can’t breathe.
I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.