sweet dreams are made of bees
who am i to diss a bee
travel the world with several bees
everybody is looking for some bees
I love Lupita Nyongo’s Brother
because he literally did
exactly what we would do
if we went to the Oscars
except he did it 220022932 times better.
*listens to an acoustic performance*
ohhh so that’s what they’re saying
You know what I just realized? Patrick killed people.
Patrick killed a lot of people.
and then things got unholy
heller — to hella
je helle nous hellons
tu helles vous hellez
il/elle helle ils/elles hellent
passé composé: (avec avoir) hellé
reasons why babies are not needed:
- head to body ratio is uneven
- when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
- baby unable to hunt for the clan
- baby is slow and usually racist
She didn’t mean James Potter.
She meant Severus Snape.
(first quote: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Chapter Two: A Peck of Owls; second quote: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Chapter Thirty-Three: The Prince’s Tale)
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
literally been waiting for this gifset since ‘99